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Help Me Make This A Thing.  Please.


I drive a lot within the pervue of my job. With many road miles comes the opportunity to think about a lot of things. Usually I just allow these to pass through my head and do a silent version of "in one ear, out the other"... but every now and again I write one down. Writing things down is supposed to help you remember things, I hear... but writing things down functions just the same as not thinking about a thing anymore for me.

I was cleaning around my office and ran across a note pad with a single line scrawled on it, and I cannot for the life of me remember what prompted me to write it down. I do, however, know (by means of word selection) that it was something specific to footie... and that it absolutely needs to be a thing. I only wish I could remember what prmpted me to think of it. Without further ado (or any real specific idea of how to make it a thing):

The Failure Clown Gaffe Of The Match

Now let us put our collective heads together and figure out how to award this prestigious bit of genius.

<em>This is a submission by one of our readers. Like what you see? Hit the "REC" button.</em>

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