The closer that we get to my and the #jagpies first match, it's getting harder and harder. Im nervous, though. There is a lot of pressure on what to tweet when I see my first goal. What will I do for celebration? Will I run around and pull my shirt over my head revealing my sports bra? Will I slide on my wood floors like younger sexier Tom Cruise? The risk for splinters is great and Im not about that splinter life. Will I get too drunk to pick up my daughter from day care? It is really hard to say. All I know is that I am beyond amped for this match. Hate the Ukraine. Always have. Always will. I hope my nephew Cisse shows out today. Bends it into the upper right corner like you read about. Thanks for all the help that you guys have provided. We are a rascally bunch of dudes who crush the twitter game during sporting events. Follow along. It wont be for the faint of heart. Lives are going to change today. Pants will become tighter. Duval til we die! Magpies you and I! Howay the Lads.