Newcastle United face West Ham United Saturday at St James' Park. Kevin Nolan, Sam Allardyce, and Sam Allardyce's tiny tie all make their returns to their former homes, while Alan Pardew also faces one of his many former teams. Hopefully today will be more about fist-pumping and jumping into the crowd and less about chicken dancing and putting in a pie order in stoppage time.
The match is not televised in England. In the United States, it is on NBC Premier League Live Extra. Check here to see what channel it's on for your provider. Be sure to check out our match preview and Predictors League, linked below.