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Jim McMeachin

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Jim has been writing for Coming Home Newcastle since September, 2011. Frequently more amusing to himself than to the public, he keeps churning along regardless. The man who brought you "The Benign Ponytail" and "Failure Clown". Co-host and producer of Coming Home Newcastle's official podcast Coming Home Podcastle.

MOST RECENT POSTS

How Can One Day Outweigh Two Months? This Is How

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Months of seemingly positive progress have been undone in 24 swift hours by the decision makers at Newcastle United. Improbably, those 24 hours will now be the story by which this summer is...

How To Anger Your Fanbase

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Newcastle United are reportedly on the verge of making a really baffling move.

Alan Pardew's Totally Honist Match Report

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It was another disappointing day at the office for Newcastle United. Fortunately, we've managed to get Alan Pardew to give a post-match assessment of the match against Crystal Palace.

First Team For Gillingham, Leave the goals at home

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Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew is taking his first team squad to Gillingham for the Cup Second Round. In the mean time, Newcastle players are scoring goals in actual competitive matches.

Newcastle United Begin Re-Shaping Squad

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A summer of change at Newcastle United has begun with the club announcing that a player will not be offered a new contract.

We made pre-season predictions - how did we do?

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Prior to the start of the 2013-14 Premier League season, we at Coming Home Newcastle made predictions about many things. Although there is no accountability for our manager, we will take...

The Mike Ashley Conundrum

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It has been the stated goal of Mike Ashley's Newcastle United tenure to make the club a global brand. We have made very little progress towards this. Is Mike Ashley himself the biggest roadblock in...

Category I Status: Granted; Three Sign Pro Deals

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Newcastle United have announced via their official website that they have signed three Academy players to pro deals. Oh, and they also mentioned that the Newcastle Academy has been granted Category...

Episode 27 (part 2) - A Very Special Podcast

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The second half of Episode 27 is here - well, uploaded now at least. We're talking squad: Who stays, who goes and also talk Fulham.

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