Jim has been writing for Coming Home Newcastle since September, 2011. Frequently more amusing to himself than to the public, he keeps churning along regardless. The man who brought you "The Benign Ponytail" and "Failure Clown". Co-host and producer of Coming Home Newcastle's official podcast Coming Home Podcastle.
Newcastle striker reported back in Toon
Newcastle United are a squad lacking goals, but the Twitter machines have suggested that Rafa is addressing that.
The club have given us hope. Support them
Newcastle United have a shiny, desirable, pedigreed manager at last. It's time for us as supporters to break out of our negative support loops and give everything that we have to the club and our new man.
I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR SPANISH OVERLORD
He's the hero we needed and the hero we deserve. He is überBatman. And we must cherish every minute of this feeling.
Sorry, Steve
It could have worked out so much better than it did. It probably couldn't have worked out much worse. Either way, the Steve McClaren era at St. James' Park looks to be nearly over.
Pay this man.
If there is any hope that Newcastle United will not go down, it hinges upon the club moving and moving now for Rafa Benitez.
Newcastle aren't paying £30m for Daniel Sturridge
Daniel Sturridge is an exciting talent. Rumors of Newcastle's interest in him are wide of the mark.
WE WON WE WON WE WON!!
It was a match in which we needed a performance. Finishing aside, we produced.
Help. Seriously. Help.
You guys, this is getting perilously close to hopeless.