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Mapou is not impressed with the haka

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Before the match against Wellington Phoenix, some children performed a haka in front of Newcastle players. Let's just say Mapou was not impressed and Colo looked confused.

Tavernier/Vučkić help Rotherham Utd secure promotion to Championship

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Newcastle loanees James Tavernier and Haris Vučkić played for Rotherham Utd in the League One promotion playoff final. The match finished extra time at 2-2 and went to PKs. Rotherham won the PKs 4-3, one of which was scored by Tavernier.

Incidentally, Alex Revell's 2nd half equalizer for Rotherham was awesome.

Olivier Kemen's Hand of God

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The Newcastle U-18 squad lost in the FA Cup Quarterfinal 2-3 on Tuesday. The first NUFC goal was scored by Olivier Kemen in hilarious fashion.

Scenes

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Saw this on Twtter and had to share. Cabaye's goal, as seen from the away support.

Tiote given suspended sentence for fake driver's license

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Remember that Cheick Tiote news story we couldn't make head or tail of back in February? Well, he's been given a suspended sentence, community service, and fines in return for pleading guilty to using a forged Belgian driver's license. A charge of driving without insurance will be dealt with separately.

The Battle For Newcastle

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The all-seeing eye of Mike Ashley is upon you and the stakes have never been higher.

Jimmy Conrad is a NUFC Fan

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I think most of us are U.S.-based, so we know who Jimmy is, but for those who don't, he's an MLS legend and a USA World Cup veteran. His media presence and whacked-out personality have garnered him almost a cult following since his playing career ended. Oh, and it turns out he's a Toon fan.

Pardew says Ashley just doesn't understand

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Alan Pardew says sometimes football makes Mike Ashley angry. Mike smash!!!

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