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Not really news, probably lols, but maybe not.

Everything Still Sucks, But Let's Laugh

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We have conceded 10 goals in our last three matches. Lost both derbies 3-0 and just shipped 4 to Spurs. But you know what they say... always look on the bright side of life.

Introducing Transfer Headline Bingo

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Sometimes the transfer window is not so fun. Here's a way to make it silly instead.

PODCAST: Coming Home Podcastle Episode 23

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We've returned from the international break with a vengeance. I think that's a good thing. We cover Newcastle internationals, too-early transfer rumors - have a compelling Pop Tart Talk and perhaps...

The Alan Pardew Project: Updated artwork

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From time to time (ok, twice now), I make an album cover for the Alan Pardew regime. It was time for a new one.

Call for Questions: Keep Your Enemies Closer

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In one format or another, we'll be jumping back into the collaborative blog experience that is Keep Your Enemies Closer. In order to do this, we need a body of questions from you, our readers, for...

The Battle For Newcastle

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The all-seeing eye of Mike Ashley is upon you and the stakes have never been higher.

#KRULL

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It's the International Break, so we're having fun with a movie review.

Coming Home Podcastle Episode 17

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A good podcast on the heels of a good performance against Leeds United! Plus 60 minutes of one looong pop culture reference! It's here for your ears!

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Transfer Deadline Day Pastimes!

Our newest installment of Transfer Deadline Day Pastimes celebrates the current squad and situation at Newcastle United. Good Morning from Georgia!

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Transfer Deadline Day Pastimes!

It's Transfer Deadline Day and you can be depressed that nothing will happen for Newcastle United, or you can have fun. I choose the latter!

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Here are your "Papiss Cisse in a Wonga Shirt" Pics

Papiss Cisse finally appeared in public wearing a Wonga shirt, so it's only right that we have a little fun.

As the transfers turn

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We're at that neat part of transfer negotiations where one club is saying that the other can't agree personal terms while the other is saying transfer fee is the sticking point. Cute.

Coming Home Podcastle Episode 12.1 Is Here

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Now that I've got myself settled across the country from where we last met, we've put together a podcast. It will be in your ears as soon as my internet allows it to be so.

Come play with us

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Fantasy sports are fun, not at all time consuming and raise your perceived social status within the community of your peers. It's science.

Coming Home Podcastle Episode 7 is here!

We spend this week decompressing a little bit more following the awful season that was. Discussions include reshaping the squad moving forward and identifying potential transfer targets - including...

The Magic Book of Manchester City Tactics

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Much like The Fonz's character in The Waterboy, Alan Pardew has a magic book of tactics.

Villa Match Thread Roll Call

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An entirely self-serving post. Catch our next match thread on 2-2.

A modest proposal from a minor genius

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Dear West Ham, we are both admirers of things that each other have. Let's just swap them and everyone will be happy.

#AskBa

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Got any questions for Demba Ba that haven't been covered yet?

You're not a wee club, you just don't win anything

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Sometimes, it's best to just let things go away, he said as he finished a blog post reacting to SAF bringing the wee club thing back up a week later.

It's the nature of the beast

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Dee Snyder is going to help us react to a run of 10 losses in 13 matches. Maybe. I'm pretty sure that we all are suffering appropriately anyway.

A Happy New Year present for you.

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I know it's not customary to give New Year presents, but I'm going to start today. You can join in if you want.

Fun Game Within A Game for the Arsenal match!

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The match tomorrow could get a little... dire. If it does, here is a little side game to play to keep your mind occupied and happy!

Your Christmas Present Is Enclosed

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Merry Christmas. I always new Santa was a lad.

One man's struggle to affect the Toon positively

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We all do it - we all have routines and superstitions that we take on in order to "help our team". Sometimes, though, it seems like they're falling on emptiness, which brings you to the point of...

Predict! Win Fabulous Prizes! (Or Look REAL Smart)

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Predicting things is fun. Looking smarter than your buddy is fun. This combines both! Do it.

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