NUFC Instant Reactions

Alan Pardew's Totally Honist Match Report

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It was another disappointing day at the office for Newcastle United. Fortunately, we've managed to get Alan Pardew to give a post-match assessment of the match against Crystal Palace.

Villa - NUFC Instant Reaction & Player Rating Form

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Well, that was a thing that happened.

Newcastle 3 - 0 Cardiff City

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Newcastle's 3-0 win over Cardiff City sent the Bluebirds down and was punctuated by protest.

SCFC 1, NUFC 0

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Newcastle refused to show up for a match...again.

Southampton 4, Newcastle United 0

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Was this the worst performance ever for Newcastle? It sure feels like it.

Newcastle United 1, Crystal Palace 0

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Papiss Cisse's late winner lifted Newcastle from an otherwise frustrating performance.

NUFC 4, HCAFC 1: An Instant Reaction

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Alan Pardew's headbutt overshadowed a decent performance and a three goal win for Newcastle United.

WE SCORED!

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Newcastle United have managed to score a goal!! And we won!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Everything Sucks

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It was 4-0. What do you want from me?

NCFC 0, NUFC 0

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Newcastle didn't score and Loic Remy was sent off. Other than that, it was okay.

NUFC 2, NCFC 1: Instant Reaction

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Newcastle pulled off a relatively comfortable win against Norwich Saturday.

Newcastle United 0, Manchester City 2

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Newcastle lost to Manchester City Wednesday. It's what we expected, but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.

CHN LIVE: The Not-Live Edition

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We were on the air right after the Liverpool match as per usual - although we had not managed to put the streaming version on the site yet. Here it is. Relive the first 90-minute performance by...

Coming Home Newcastle LIVE e. 1.3 - Everton (A)

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We're back at it for a third installment of the only live, post-match phone in show dedicated to the boys in black and white. Phone in, tweet in and follow along as we chat about what went down at...

Hatem Ben Arfa saves the Toon

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Fulham tried to do the 90-minute bus park, and just like in their last visit to St. James' Park, Newcastle United had a late answer.

Blackpool 0, Newcastle 1 - As it Happened

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Newcastle defeated Blackpool 1-0 in a friendly on Saturday thanks to an early goal from Shola Ameobi. Here's how it happened, according to Twitter.

Coloccini sent off in 1-1 draw

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Fabricio Coloccini was sent off with an instant red card early in Newcastle United's 1-1 draw with Pacos de Ferreira.

Newcastle finally do the job, only just.

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Needing 3 points, Newcastle United traveled to London (where they have struggled tremendously in recent times) to drag themselves out of the Relegation scrap. In these situations, it's rarely a HOW...

Instant Reaction: West Ham 0, Newcastle 0

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Papiss Cisse had a borderline goal not given in the first half, and Alan Pardew waved the white flag in the second. It's a point for Newcastle, but that may not be good enough.

Newcastle United 0, Liverpool 6

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(Actual reaction coming later. Rationality not currently possible.)

1 point gained? 2 points dropped.

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It should have been a much better result for Newcastle United today at The Hawthorns. Could have ended the day 8 points clear of the drop zone. Coulda shoulda woulda. Spit.

An Instant Reaction to Newcastle 0, Sunderland 3

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So that happened.

Newcastle 1, Benfica 1 (2-4 agg) - Europe Over

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Newcastle were eliminated from Europa League play Thursday by Benfica, who parlayed a mistake-free performance into a ticket to the semifinals.

Newcastle Leave It Late, But Find That One Goal

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When it looked like 2012-13 was going to produce us yet another irritating, frustrating result in the form of a home draw against Fulham in a match that we controlled, Papiss Cissé produced a...

Benfica 3, Newcastle United 1

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Two missed opportunities and two defensive miscues turned the first leg of the Europa League Quarterfinal between Benfica and Newcastle into a bloodbath.

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