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BREAKING: Fresh Claims that Billionaire Sheik Khaled is Set to Purchase Newcastle for £350m

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VIDEO: Newcastle Players Reveal Their Picks for Goal of the Year

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2018-19 Season Review: Paul Dummett

A look at the bleach blonde lad’s season.

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CHN End of the Year Awards: Best Team Performance

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2018-2019 Season Review: Martin Dubravka

A look at Dubravka’s performance this season.

Coming Home Newcastle 2018-2019 Season Review

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CHN End of the Year Awards: Most Interesting Storyline

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CHN Radio Episode 64: The Best Damn Season Review You’ll Hear

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CHN End of the Year Awards: Best Signing

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CHN End of the Season Awards: Biggest Disappointment

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CHN End of the Season Awards: Best Player

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Hands Off Our Longstaff: Manchester United Interested in Newcastle Starlet

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Wor Flags and NUFC Food Bank Partner Up in Mini Surfer Sale

The most beautiful surfer in all of football can now fit in your living room

This Newcastle United midfielder is set to move this summer

Mo Diame’s contract is up, and it would appear he will not be extending his stay on Tyneside.

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Can Newcastle dream big with Mike Ashley at the helm?

Dreams for Rafa and dreams for Ashley are mutually exclusive. But they don’t have to be.

Newcastle’s Rafa Benitez will not sign with Celtic

It’s pretty easy to explain why.

CHN Radio Episode 63: Cottage Cheese Conquered, BakaOhNo, and Vegas Remains a Dream for Greg

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Two former Newcastle United midfielders are in the Champions League final

Both Moussa Sissoko and Georginio Wijnaldum have become mainstays for their current clubs.

CHN Radio Episode 62: Craven Cottage Cheese, Roben Loftus-Cheeks, and Stevie Mac’s Big Screw Up

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DeAndre Yedlin Begins his Off-season With Surgery

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CHN Radio Episode 61: 2019 World Diving Championships, Colback Curse Lifted, and a Super Long Surfer

Fact: Jack Colback’s hair wards away demons

April 2019: A Look Back

April is the Month of Ayoze Perez

A Summer of Change at Newcastle United?

New manager? Player overhaul? There could be a summer of change at Newcastle United.

CHN Radio Episode 60:  Polish Sausages, McDonald’s Straws, and the Return of Prince Ayoze

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Newcastle United v Liverpool - Preview

Will the Magpies have a massive say in the title race?

Rafael Benitez - Miracle Worker

Rafael Benitez has worked miracles at Newcastle United

CHN Radio Episode 59: Longstaff Drinks Maple Syrup

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The Cost of Keeping Benitez

Newcastle United must understand the consequences of not giving Benitez what he wants.

Brighton v Newcastle United Preview

Will Newcastle pile pressure on Brighton?

CHN Radio Episode 57: Ayoze Perez, he scores when he wants! (kinda)

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Hamstring Injury Woes Continue for Almirón as His Season is Cut Short

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Opinion: Rafa will be walking from Newcastle United

It’s not the news we want to hear, but it’s inevitable.

CHN Radio Episode 56: Roberto Goes to Newcastle!

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Video: The Newcastle Tactics Video You Did Not Know You Needed Until Now

Rafa is a genius, and here is why.

CHN Radio Episode 55: Sweatpants, Jeans and All the Things

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CHN Radio Talk of The Toon Episode 5: Mark Douglas

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