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CHN Radio Episode 83: Nobody, and I Mean NOBODY, likes Seagulls

Fact: Brucie treats every match like a cup final, that’s why his record in the Prem is so bad

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No, Josef Martinez Will Not Be Coming to Newcastle

Fact: Josef Martinez goes through 46 pounds of hair dye each season

CHN Radio Episode 82: We Lost to Liverpool, and Elijah is Lonely

Fact: Jetro Willems shoots 450 times each practice from behind the halfway line

Newcastle United’s Andy Carroll set to make appearance against Brighton?

Newcastle United striker could be set to make his debut against Brighton, but how impactful he can be remains to be seen.

Newcastle United lose to Liverpool: Are we really surprised?

I’m not surprised, nor am I that disappointed. More happy that Jetro Willems scored his first goal as Newcastle United player, and the club looks to be on solid footing.

CHN Radio Episode 81: Liverpool, Who cares?

Fact: Mohamed Salah writes into advice columns on a weekly basis

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NUFC International Watch: Updated

Tracking all of the NUFC players on International duty

Fabian Schar lights it up for Switzlerand

Fabian Schar continues eyeing goal during the international break in a draw against the Republic of Ireland in the Euro 2020 qualifiers.

Newcastle players should be expected to struggle

Many fans have placed some anger towards Krafth, Almiron, and even Allan Saint-Maximin. But with a new manager comes changes in productivity.

CHN Radio Episode 80: Everyone Hates Michael Owen

Fact: We all hate Michael Owen

NUFC Loan Report: August

Checking in on our Loanee players for the past month

NUFC Youth Team Report: August

Looking back at how Newcastle’s Reserves and Academy did last month

CHN Radio Episode 79: Elijah Gets Mad (Again)

Fact: Jetro Willems won an Olympic Gold medal for diving in 2004

A Schär is Born

Fabian Schär has proved to be an outstanding signing for Newcastle United. What a bargain.

Greg’s Unsuspecting MOTM

Some Humor, Some Realness, Greg’s not always so obvious, MOTM

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CHN Radio Episode 78: May the Krafth be With You

Fact: We have been saying Joelinton’s name wrong

Newcastle vs Tottenham: Winners and Losers

Newcastle United has given us a lot to think about today.

Newcastle United: Steve Bruce is not in a must win situation

The new manager has yet to win a match, but it is too early in the season for Steve Bruce to be in the hot seat.

CHN Radio Episode 76: Clueless, Useless, Bruceless (feat. Chris Waugh)

Fact: Newcastle United have 0 points

Why Neither the Fans nor Steve Bruce Should Be Blamed for Newcastle’s Current Predicament

Steve Bruce is simply doing Steve Bruce things, and it’s not his fault Mike Ashley gave him the keys to the car.

Newcastle United - The Beginning of a Torturous Season?

Two games in and Newcastle United look like relegation favourites.

Why Joelinton Should Be Spared Judgement For Now

Joelinton still has PLENTY of time to prove himself.

Opinion: Newcastle United will be safe in spite of Steve Bruce

Steve Bruce will actually prove himself the cause of relegation if Newcastle United go down.

The Definitive Rationale Behind Mike Ashley’s Actions

Mike Ashley sure loves his money, but there is one thing he loves more.

CHN Radio Episode 75: A Krul Preview

The one where we preview Norwich

CHN Radio Episode 74: The One Where Newcastle Forgot They Had Midfielders

Fact: This is an Arsenal Review

What the Newcastle Fanbase Could Learn From Rafa Benitez

The Newcastle fanbase could take a pointer from Rafa Benitez.

Why Steve Bruce Should Deviate From His Preferred 3-5-2

As it stands, Steve Bruce’s 3-5-2 does not suit Newcastle’s key players.

Greg’s Unsuspecting MOTM

Some Humor, Some Realness, Greg’s not always so obvious, MOTM

Newcastle vs Arsenal: 5 Things We Learned

The first match of the season gave us plenty to think about.

CHN Radio EMERGENCY PODCAST: Emil Krafth (AKA Krafth Mac and Cheese)


CHN Radio Episode 73: JoelinToon takes on the Gunners (an Arsenal Preview)

we preview arsenal... so exciting

Carroll Comes Home

The former number nine makes an emotional return to Newcastle United.

Newcastle United: TheHead vs Heart

Another great write-in by the Mile High Geordie about the battle we are all facing

Transfer News: Andy Carroll returns to Newcastle United

And will start the season on the sidelines like good old times.

CHN Radio Episode 72: 2019 - 2020 Season Preview

We have no idea what this team will look like Under Steve Bruce, but we tried to preview them nonetheless

A Countdown Through Time: 1990s

You Were Expecting A Eurobeat Joke, You Were Wrong

CHN Radio EMERGENCY POD: Allan Saint- Maximin

St. Gucci Max is here and Greg loves it