An intern died to bring you this video. Probably. Don't let them die in vain. Watch it.
Two Newcastle players earned recognition in NBC Sports Network's Premier League team of the week. Can you guess which two?
European qualification is up to Everton tomorrow- if they take fewer than the full three points v. Man United, Newcastle are in. Relive the match that put the lads in that position.
Regardless how much we might hope, Saturday did happen. Here's video evidence that Norwich did, 4 times, beat Newcastle United in the air.