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Instant Reaction: Newcastle 2-0 over Brighton & Hove Albion

A variety of Magpies standout in statement win

Of course we destroyed Spurs

It was always going to be this way, wasn't it?

It really will take a miracle now.

Aston Villa. Aston freaking Villa. Worst team in the league, and we couldn't solve them.

Newcastle are not as good as Southampton

Alan Pardew tried to tell us.

We didn't lose the derby! #Believe

Newcastle United managed to stop the derby losing streak. Maybe, just maybe, they also managed to conjure up some belief.

Reacting to Leicester 1 - 0 NUFC

It really could have been worse.... but it also could have been better... so... encouraging?


It was a match in which we needed a performance. Finishing aside, we produced.

Help. Seriously. Help.

You guys, this is getting perilously close to hopeless.

Newcastle lose another.

Watford are comprehensively better than we are. Let that soak in.


Two encouraging performances in a row! A genuine midfield presence! Goals from our £12m striker! Well... two out of three ain't bad.

Newcastle United earn 3-3 draw v Manchester United

Encouraging, discouraging, lucky. Maybe this match was all three. At the end of the day, it was an "encouraging performance" that most Toon fans will be glad to take.

Newcastle United lose another to bottom half team

Newcastle United did the same thing they always do and got what they always get. Playing for a 0-0 draw doesn't work.

Yay! We almost drew Everton!

They give points for almost drawing, don't they?

Same old Newcastle, dropping points

Newcastle drew with Aston Villa under monsoon conditions at St. James' Park. They should have won. Seriously.

NUFC steal the points at White Hart Lane!

Wooooooo!! We're not in the relegation zone anymore!!!

Newcastle defeat Liverpool! 2-0

Newcastle finally showed up and played a lovely match, taking three points from Liverpool.

Newcastle lose. Again.

Steve McClaren promised us a better performance. It was a hollow promise.

We're still pretty bad.

We're going backwards, and it's not good.

Newcastle lose the derby. Again.

This sucks.

NUFC battle, fail to close out victory v. Chelsea

It was not a win, but Newcastle United were full value on Saturday against the current champions Chelsea in a 2-2 draw

Newcastle United are worse than Watford.

Sorry Newcastle concede twice in first half, unable to climb all the way back.

Newcastle earn point at Old Trafford

Newcastle United went in with a CB at RB matched up against Memphis Depay and came away with a point. it was a good day.


This was bad.

Newcastle United 2 - 2 Southampton

It could have been worse for Newcastle and it could have been better. At the end, it was an encouraging draw to open the Steve McClaren era.

Newcastle close preseason with 1-0 loss

A 1-0 loss isn't an ideal result, but it shouldn't be all doom and gloom at Newcastle United.

Newcastle lose to Atlas, but not without positives

21,856 football fans attended Newcastle's first match in the USA since their 2011 tour. The new-look Magpies looked strong at times, but were plagued by familiar downfalls.

Instant Reaction - Newcastle Stay UP

It only took thirteen opportunities, but Newcastle United finally secured the points needed to keep them up.

NUFC collapses in second half to relegated QPR

More misery for "Greatest Coach" John Carver and Newcastle United. The Magpies lost for the ninth time in 10 games and now everything comes down to the final week at home to West Ham.

Newcastle-Swansea: Rapid Reaction

Newcastle United have lost their "World Cup Final", constituting their seventh loss in a row in the Premier League. Here's how it happened.

Another openin', Another loss!

There was very little hope that Newcastle United would get anything from today's match at Anfield. They ended up getting worse than that.

Sunderland Have Won 5 In A Row

Remember that one time that we played really really well in the second half against Arsenal? It was an apparition.

IT WASN'T BAD! Newcastle 1 - Arsenal 2

Initial feelings about this match are confusing. We're left feeling... optimistic?