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Toothless Newcastle Fall To Everton 3-0

Hopes ahead of the match were that Everton would somehow trip up and gift us something from this match. They didn't


Newcastle United were defeated by Manchester United and referee Anthony Taylor Wednesday.

NUFC 1, Villa 0

Newcastle United defeated Aston Villa 1-0 in a game they should have lost.

INSTANT REACTION: City 5 - 0 Newcastle United

Remember how bad you thought it could be? It was worse.

Crystal Palace 1, Newcastle United 1

The Alan Pardew - Newcastle United grudge match failed to live up to expectations.

Carver's First Win (This time) NUFC 3 - 0 HCFC

John Carver and Newcastle United earned their first three points of Carver's newest stint as caretaker manager. The three points were welcome and deserved, but there is still room for improvement.

You've read this before. Now with more moaning.

It's the same old story for Newcastle United and temporary manager John Carver. Southampton won on two soft goals and a penalty not given, but we were just not good enough today.

NUFC 3, Burnley 3

John Carver played for a draw at home against Burnley, and that's what he got.

Newcastle eliminated from League Cup by Alnwick

Tottenham Hotspur 4, Newcastle United 0

Burnley 1, Newcastle United 1

Once again, it was a tale of two Newcastles as United couldn't find a late winner against Burnley at Turf Moor.

Newcastle United Lose Match 1-0 And More

From the announcement of the lineup, you could predict what the match today was going to look like. What you might not have been able to predict was the complete meltdown that came along with the poor performance.

Newcastle United On Fire: NUFC 2 - 0 WBA

Newcastle United have continued their torrid run of form compliments of 46 very good minutes. with 12 points from their last three matches, they have tried to put memories of their terrible start behind them.


Is this real life?

Newcastle beat City, advance to quarterfinals


Shock win: An instant reaction to Spurs 1, NUFC 2

Newcastle United stole three points from White Hart Lane Sunday.

Instant Reaction: NUFC 1 - 0 LCFC

It was another mostly unwatchable performance by Newcastle United, but a moment of skill by newly ascendant Gabriel Obertan gave Newcastle United their first victory of the 2014-15 Premier League campaign.

SCFC 1, NUFC 0 - Instant Reaction & Player Poll

Rate the players' performances in Newcastle's most recent loss.

Instant Reaction Newcastle 0 - 4 Southampton

It was worse than it even seemed. Newcastle were outclassed, outhustled and outmanaged. But we did have an Ameobi to hoy on at the death.

Alan Pardew's Totally Honist Match Report

It was another disappointing day at the office for Newcastle United. Fortunately, we've managed to get Alan Pardew to give a post-match assessment of the match against Crystal Palace.

Villa - NUFC Instant Reaction & Player Rating Form

Well, that was a thing that happened.

Newcastle 3 - 0 Cardiff City

Newcastle's 3-0 win over Cardiff City sent the Bluebirds down and was punctuated by protest.


Newcastle refused to show up for a match...again.

Southampton 4, Newcastle United 0

Was this the worst performance ever for Newcastle? It sure feels like it.

Newcastle United 1, Crystal Palace 0

Papiss Cisse's late winner lifted Newcastle from an otherwise frustrating performance.

NUFC 4, HCAFC 1: An Instant Reaction

Alan Pardew's headbutt overshadowed a decent performance and a three goal win for Newcastle United.


Newcastle United have managed to score a goal!! And we won!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Everything Sucks

It was 4-0. What do you want from me?

No Show: An Instant Reaction to NUFC 0, SAFC 3



Newcastle didn't score and Loic Remy was sent off. Other than that, it was okay.

NUFC 2, NCFC 1: Instant Reaction

Newcastle pulled off a relatively comfortable win against Norwich Saturday.

Newcastle United 0, Manchester City 2

Newcastle lost to Manchester City Wednesday. It's what we expected, but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.

CHN LIVE: The Not-Live Edition

We were on the air right after the Liverpool match as per usual - although we had not managed to put the streaming version on the site yet. Here it is. Relive the first 90-minute performance by NUFC in who knows how long. (And vote in the poll!)